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Fossils, mistletoe and great warriors

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

The cold has bitten deep in January, but December was deliciously mild and the memory warms us. On Boxing Day, unable to amble beside the whispering pines and stout marram grass on Norfolk’s Holkham beach (Christmas always spells distance for us) we took off for a neighbouring village in these hauntingly beautiful Catalan mountains, following an ancient way that snaked through forest and ravine. In 11 years it was our first time.
Once past some pens of howling hunting dogs we dropped down into a dry river bed, clambered out the far side into a Paleolithic world, looped high through the silence of the trees and herbs, then sat and weighed the timeless solitude. Above, mistletoe ballooned from boughs: beneath us a bone-dry 20ft-wide cleft of rock told of the storm waters that had patterned eternity. Everyone knows that relentless water is undefeatable, yet, a few hundred metres on, a ridge still resisted, forcing the river to twist 90 degrees to the right, creating an amphitheatre curve of spell-binding magnificence and history. High in the bare wall of lime and red stone one gaping hole brimmed with the twigs of a raptor’s eerie. In the base, in grey rock that perhaps was once mud, we found a curious pattern of dark egg shapes with white centres like embryos. There was only a sprinkling of them.
Could they be fossils? The more you grow older the more you realise how much you need to know: Please enlighten if you have any knowledge.There was no one to ask at the time. In five kilometres we did not meet a soul, while above jet trails drew incongruously straight lines across the artwork of the heavens, like the Roman arrow roads that were once carved across the continent.

Back home we spent time on the vegetable patch, replacing the collapsing cane fencing erected two years ago by a Nepalese friend, also pulling out our exhausted tomato and courgette plants and nursing the winter cabbages, garlic and lettuces. Maggie created feasts from festival leftovers and, having watched the film Julie and Julia, we amused ourselves with the truth that she is steadily working her way through the glorious volumes of Delia. With a twist, of course, for all of Maggie’s meals are a variation on a theme, and I have lost count of the time we have chorused that she must write down exactly how it all came to pass, only for the moment and the creator’s memory to fade. That said, there is a rumour going around the kitchen table that she has written down … somewhere … her post-Christmas turkey and leek quiche recipe  - or was it the chicken with lime and coriander wonder? – and it is my ambition to post it on our website in the coming days.

One tranquil Sunday, January 8, the day before the bugle call of the school run rang out again, we rolled down to the coast to lounge on a bench and stare at the blue while the sun, scent and faintest of winter airs lied that it was March. Cafes and restaurants bulged with locals while a smattering of foreigners, include some South Americans whose Spanish accents were as distinct as a Geordie in Dallas, shared the warmth.

Do you remember how I signed off the last letter home? Joe and I were Barcelona-bound to meet a warrior, but on encountering softly-spoken, self-effacing Joel Stewart you would not, with all respect, deem him so. He was one step away from the crowd, and was stunned when I recognised him and thanked him.

But first this. In native American legend a boy asks his grandmother, who was called Eyes of Fire, why such terrible things have happened to their people. She answers: “There will come a time when the earth grows sick, and when it does a tribe will gather from all the cultures of the world who believe in deeds and not words. They will work to heal it… they will be known as the ‘Warriors of the Rainbow’.”

We are long-standing family members of Greenpeace. I could fill this newspaper with reasons why. The new Rainbow Warrior III ship, paint barely dry, is hope; a mere 855 tonnes of green and white belief that enough people care enough to say ENOUGH. Paid for by the 3 million members, she came to Barcelona after carrying her message up the Thames to London.
We queued with hundreds of others for the chance to stand at the bow and on the bridge.  We looked up at the sail rigging and were overwhelmed by the realisation of what a technological and psychological leap forward she is for the principle of direct peaceful action to stop the relentless, unforgiveable rape of our world, 70 per cent of which is covered in water: doing for the environment what the civil rights movement did for the dispossessed.
She embodies a rapidly growing awareness of – and resistance to – the insane pursuit of short-term profits regardless of the bleakest consequences for the planet. I -  we – desperately need champions like Greenpeace., and Greenpeace needs us. So check out www.greenpeace.org and follow Rainbow Warrior’s vital odyssey.
Joel Stewart? He is the skipper.

Christmas thoughts from The Garden

Monday, December 19th, 2011


The wood burner crackles with life after damp mornings of downpour or mist, but still no hard frost as, overall, the weeks and days running up to Christmas have been in contrast to the economic storm embroiling the continent.
I continue to track Jupiter at night and ponder on Voyager, the space probe that is now 17,391,000,000km away and on the point of leaving our little solar system. Closer to home it is a metre to the kettle that’s coming to the boil behind me, a kilometre to the village, 100 kilometres to Barcelona and 1300 kilometres to my fading Dad.
Distance; a measure between two points; an incalculable feeling that can make heart and mind pound back and forth along the boundaries of reason.
The night sky here in the Priorat mountains, as in some quarters of England where one is spared the gross urban addiction to blinding electric light, is hugely relevant, numbingly complex, bewitching beautiful and no help in the matter of life. Or maybe it is.
Regardless of creed or continent I wonder how many of the 7 billion inhabitants of this tiny planet look at Jupiter and the Milky Way at some point during their journey and strive to see themselves, the human condition and our global obsessions in the context of an (as yet, maybe never) unfathomable universe.
Maybe it is the consequence of dwelling so remotely, where, like the countless dwellers on the ledge, I float in space every clear night that I go to check on the horses before bedtime; of approaching a milestone of loss.
Yes, I am feeling that distance from my father. I will be with him by the time you are reading this and will, no doubt, have walked the cliff-top coastal meadows of my Sheringham childhood. There, among the echoes, I will grapple with life choices, not least the troubling consequence of distancing myself and family from him for all but spasmodic weeks and days during the last 11 years.
He has always professed total understanding and given unquestioning support. But even so.
Whatever emotions flood, I will not be able to resist standing on what locals call The Bump (a clifftop hill, the residue of the ice age)  and searching the planets and stars. Strangely, it is always a great comfort.

Which begs this question for all governments: Can we turn out some lights please? It would save a significant amount of Pounds and Euros if all that matters is economics, and it may help people come to terms with the dark.

A culinary footnote. Two women have taken over a local restaurant. Not a good time to sally forth in business. Trade has not been brisk, so we decided to offer some support. Maggie and I try and go for a lunch once a month, spreading our custom among the local hostelries where you can get three courses and drinks for circa €12 a head.
We were the only people dining, but what the heck, it all seemed satisfactory …. until the dessert. I was particular excited by the option of a rice pudding sprinkled with cinnamon.
Two things rapidly became apparent. Clearly no one in the kitchen was capable of sprinkling, as not one grain of rice was visible through the thick layer of brown powder. Secondly, the same individual couldn’t tell the difference between cinnamon and paprika. You have to chuckle.
Keep well -  and Happy Christmas thoughts and best wishes to everyone out there from us all at Mother’s Garden.

Snake bite, bee stings and bales of hay

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

The striped lizard zipped up to the plateau of the waist-high olive tree stump and looked down at our dogs.  Delirious, their noses fizzing with the scents of awakening life, the nutty hounds clawed at the earth and roots.
Content in the knowledge that they weren’t after a viper (and that their pencil thin prey clearly had a bigger brain than either of them) I walked on up the land to check on the ponies.
Remoli, now five, was distressed and whinnying. I’d tethered her to another olive tree half way along the track to the top vineyard, just 20 metres away from her mum, La Petita, on the longer rope with a grazing circle that encompassed alfalfa, assorted grasses, dandelions a wild vine and an abandoned hazel. Pony paradise, or so I’d thought.

Such alarm calls normally mean La Petita has slipped her halter again and drifted out of Remoli’s sight, but the old pony was still there, munching merrily. Then I saw that Remoli’s mouth and nose were swelling.
Snake. It must be. But where? Remoli was panting and straining to get as far away as possible from a small pile of oak logs half lost beneath burgeoning bramble. I prodded it pathetically with a stick and searched the area, but it was a useless. Needle and haystack.

When both ponies were back in the corral I raced past the lizard and burrowing dogs to check on the internet what drastic action to take, only to be horrified by a series of American sites that told of horses suffocating following a venomous bite on the nose. “Stick pipe up their nostrils” said one.

I rang the vet. To cut a morning to less than a minute, all turned out well. The vet was with us within the hour and administered something that settled both pony and the inflammation.

Yes, she confirmed, it most probably was a snake, but there was nothing as poisonous here as in America and she had never known of a horse dying after a snake bite.
Even so, we do have small vipers, similar to Adders in potency, and also the Montpellier, a distinctly not small serpent (up to two metres in length) with venom in fangs at the back of its mouth that will give you a nasty turn but won’t kill you unless you stick your finger down its throat which someone did, apparently, with dire consequence. The question was which had moved in.
A stupid question, of course, because given the wide variety of inhabitants on these ecological, overgrown acres it is a magnet for all manner of predators.
Montpellier it was, we feel sure now. A few days later two of these large-eyed, somewhat menacing snakes were found sunning themselves beside an olive tree, just five metres from where Remoli was bitten. It is the breeding season, so disturbing them didn’t help their disposition either. Montpelliers are known for their short fuses, and I backed away as one coiled, raised its head and inflamed its neck as if to strike.
No need to be reckless, Martin. Besides, I had barely recovered from the honey repercussions.
The storeroom now contains copious amounts of liquid nectar after my first harvest visit to the hives this year, and my ankles and calves still itch.
Like a fool, and hungry as a bear with very little between the ears, I had gone to the hives on the first calm, warm, clear day after a May storm. I usually take a little honey in mid May and some more at the end of June, then leave the bees to stock up for the winter, a rhythm that has suited everyone for five years. One hive has grown to two, then three, now four.

But golden honey rules include (as all keepers know), patience, a steady heart, timing and tucking your trousers into your boots or socks.

Ten-year-old Joe Joe was with me but I, dazzled by the amount of honey to be had, failed to note that a) there really wasn’t enough warmth in the days to draw out the bees, so the hives were packed, and b) my trouser bottoms were not secured.

As I was gently brushing the bees from the frames they were congregating on my shoes and walking north.

Joe Joe was better organised in the ankle department, but once a bee stings others immediately join in and he suffered too as his tracksuit bottoms proved too thin and he retreated, tearfully. I pressed on to tidy up and secure the hives, but all grace was gone and I Riverdanced across the meadow.

Joe Joe was being nursed by his mum in the kitchen when I staggered in,and I thought, that’s it – he will never want to go near the hives again. I, on the other hand, had to get my act together and get back out there, once the pain of the 16+ swellings had eased.

What transpired was, well, wonderful (on the whole). I returned to our little apiary later that afternoon, to apologise and to finish my work. My legs were stiff but not too bad, and by my side was my son, who flatly refused to be put off. We were calmer, better prepared and neither of us was stung again. Joe said no more about his pains as, in the shade of the wisteria behind the farmhouse, we span the frames and weighed 30lbs of honey.

I, on the other hand, could barely walk by this time. My ankles decided they had had enough punishment and I crawled off to bed.

May wasn’t finished yet by a long way. As always after an April drenching May stages its fiesta of existence. A Great Tit wafted into the kitchen and watched me writing, settling on top of the computer screen at one point. The Melodious Warbler in the pine above the corral has been beside himself for weeks, the Golden Orioles are tootling greetings in some distant chorus, while the cheeky Woodchat Shrike has returned to follow me around on the tractor as I cut the grass.

I am not the only one. In the puzzle of this life 1000 miles away we have missed our childhoods and adulthoods of Norfolk stubble fields and bales, of that great English sense of harvest done. Olive and almond groves and wavy lines of vines on ancient terraces have their own charm, yet different.

Well, how utterly enchanting, then, to find that a neighbour at the top of the valley but a mile from Mother’s Garden has grown, cut and baled straw – or is it hay? It is the first time we have seen such a local scene on such a scale and it closes distance in the blink of an eye every time we trundle past it. It could be Northrepps or Docking, but for the rugged skyline.

Now, before you all start writing to the editor saying “that’s definitely not hay, bor, that’s straw”, it was a fairly pure grass crop and they didn’t harvest any grain, so does that make it hay? Can any farmers in Norfolk tell me? I hear haymaking has started very early in East Anglia.

Mother’s Garden is as green as the Emerald Isle

Monday, April 25th, 2011

What does it really mean to live in clover – a care-free life of ease, comfort and financial prosperity? These elude us – ha! – although we are happily knee-deep in the emblem of the distant Emerald Isle.

Life is bursting forth in all directions and I burst into song (see other recent out of tune blog). Well, it is always the greatest lift to walk away from the deafening, numbing, cold waterfall of world events and into the shamrock.
As I write the strimmer interrupts the wild birds, frogs and cockerels. Helper Andy, from Cornwall, is steaming through the lower vineyard and I sit here at my chaotic desk and gaze out at it in all its new leaf Easter glory.

Slowly but discernibly the round-shouldered mint plant in the pot outside my office window is responding to the water I have just given it. The fish are rising in the old washing pool and Joe is kicking his Barcelona football about beneath the buzzing wisteria.

Behind the house Maggie and Andy’s partner Tamsin have planted a great swathe with spuds, and another patch has been cleaned and fed with compost and pony muck in readiness for an assortment of other vegetables, while every dawn smoke rises as the never-ending battle with the brambles rolls on.
Andy and Tamsin, who were mentioned in dispatches in February, have returned for another dollop of life on the farm and it is good to have them around.

I must away up the land on the tractor this afternoon to cut the verdant strips between the top vines, before we begin the great task of pruning the 80 olive trees. No doubt we will be outside watering the garden until night closes in.

Behind me, just inside the back door, our coats hang beneath the crowded shelf of teetering hats that so well define this life. We have an endless list of farming, literary, olive oil, holiday cottage, domestic and accountancy tasks that regularly outpace us, not to mention the constant distractions: Like the apparent demise of our washing machine (bang goes another 600 Euros) planning to export olive oil to the land of Maggie’s birth, Canada (gulp), the demise of the currency exchange company that was holding a large lump of our money (double gulp), and the arrival of Lucky the chicken.

I say “apparent demise” of Daphne our Daewoo washing mashing because – ahem – I took her apart, put her back together again and she worked. Total fluke, of course, but we were desperate not to lose her. After 10 years of coping not only with our needs but the holiday cottage washing too, Daphne has every right to throw out the towel. But she is a great rarity – a dual feed washing machine, and a large capacity one at that.
Anyone with me on this? While solar water heating has become popular it seems washing machines with a hot water feed have all but disappeared. I just don’t get it.

On the financial front we are sending, free of charge, a bottle of olive oil to a chemist in London. When the London currency trading company that has for the past four years converted Sterling into Euros for us suddenly stopped answering the telephone or my increasingly frantic emails I went pale. We needed the hard-earned funds in our Spanish bank account to pay our mortgage. What to do?

After days of getting nowhere down official channels I put on my frayed journalist’s hat, Google-Earthed and street-viewed the company’s offices, saw there was a chemist’s shop next door, rang him and begging him to go round and bang on the door for me, which he did, bless him.
“It is a somewhat unusual request,” I said.
“No it isn’t,” he replied. “You’re the third person to ask me.”

That told me there must have been thousands of desperate Brits abroad in the same boat, or at least a handful of dog-with-a-bone ex-journalists scattered around the globe.
I am much relieved to report that the money was recovered, but the salient point remains for all would-be ex-pats – you are going to have to become international money traders with one eye forever on the currently woeful exchange rate while the other eye scans for the best/safest deal. I hadn’t counted on looking at the BBC business pages every day of my Mediterranean existence, but I do.

It is the season of song (and mirth)

Monday, April 25th, 2011

Come for a springtime dawn walk with me at Mother’s Garden, our four hectares of ecological hues that imbue the spirit with hope, and you can listen to the birds and to me murdering some celebrated musical hits.
I can’t help it. We are all emotionally wired to warble when the heart grows wings due to reasons of love, good fortune or more regular twinges of happiness and contentment.
And, as I said, given the weight of the world we all need to let rip more often, chorally speaking.
On the last school day before the Easter break our ten-year-old son and his classmates, watched over by their  teachers Agusti and Yolanda, yomped nine kilometres along sandy tracks from town to swimming hole, to picnic, make mischief, hunt wild asparagus on the fringes of the forest and to soak up the positive energy of incredible nature.

The route brought them to within several hundred metres of the farm, and their happiness rolled down the valley. The voices of young people, carefree and brimming with freedom, expounding the art that their elders forget (living in the moment) are pearls of wisdom and as compelling as birdsong.
We knew when they were returning too, for now they were singing. Then through the vineyard came our son, glowing, with a fistful of asparagus and the muddle of happiness at being able to make his own way, but unsure he wanted the harmony to ever end.

It is a fact, of course, that limbering up the vocal chords is good for you, physically, emotionally and psychologically. I have it on the best authority that it sharpens the mind, develops motor control and coordination and can lead to longer life, although there has been no scientific analysis of what damage my singing does to those within earshot.

There are some things my mind refuses to retain, but snippets of lyrics – Puppet On A String, Eurovision Song Contest, Sandie Shaw, 1967, being a fine example – are not among them. And I am particularly susceptible when walking the land to scare the wildlife with some thigh-slapping “Oh what a beautiful morning….” or, bizarrely, “Bless her beautiful hide….” I make no apology.

What is lamentable, though, is my weakness for switching in mid bar from Vera Lynn’s White Cliffs of Dover to Bing Crosby’s White Christmas. “There’ll be bluebells over the white cliffs of Dover, and sleigh bells in the snow.”  Easily done.

The catalyst for this happy urge, as I have said, is invariably the wide, wonderful, great outdoors which, I suspect, is a truth for most souls, had they but the time to walk in the footsteps of young people once in a while.

As the Chinese proverb so wisely advises – Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come.

And who will tell the bees?

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

Señor Juan, the gentle grower of so much goodness, has gone.  Who will tell the bees?
It is five Easters since Juan gifted us two humming hives and a pair of persimmon saplings. Or is it six? There are too many years to remember.

He’d walked me up the steep track to the sandy crown of his land beside the railway line. I kept my distance as he moved bare headed, bare armed and completely unharmed along the line of his honey family, opening and checking each of the 12 houses to find the heartiest for us.
While the sun floated away he took me to his barn to seek amid the dust of ages some spare frames and wax sheets, and to guide me as to how one marries the two by warming the wire. From one particularly large pile of redundant bits and bobs he procured his old keeper’s hat with veil, handing it to me with a knowing smile.

There was no hurry. When the twilight had silenced the breeze and softened the distance, drawing the bees home, we returned to his apiary and he gently closed the entrance slits of the chosen hives which were carried with care to our car. In all his actions and utterances there was the comfort of calmness, the measured pace of one who had covered so many miles, mostly, I suspect, on the rich earth of orchards.

What springs forth on his land now are tears. The life-pattern of impacted paths still defies the weeds, but the blush of care and love is now weighed with the first stirrings of wilderness. A different beauty will come, eventually, but the collision of great care – rows of fruit trees and the mosaics of flower beds and vegetables plots – with sudden abandonment, holds all the more poignancy when you know the person, the story.
Juan tended his hives even though he was a diabetic, and it was obvious to all who knew him that the scents and colours of that little farm were weaved into his being. For whatever reason much of what was produced there fell to the ground, a perplexing aspect of a very private life. To be asked to share any of it was a huge privilege, and I sit here remembering with awakening senses one breath when, turning full circle, I was happily lost among the heady harmony of  peach fragrance and endless rhythm of trees.

Who, indeed, will tell the bees? I will. Now. As Celtic wisdom decrees

Marriage, birth or burying,News across the seas,All your sad or marrying,
You must tell the bees.

Here at Mother’s Garden all is awakening after nearly six inches of rain in a week. Green is adorned with yellow (rough hawkbit wild blooms and male brimstone butterflies), white (shepherd’s purse) and soft blue (Persian speedwell).

The air is full of birds and song, and the screech of a mother jay as she leads her three offspring on circuits through the pines. We await the first green beginnings of the vines now tidy after pruning, but have given up waiting for the ponies.
Remember talk of pregnancy? Everyone seemed convinced, and the law of averages dictated, that there had to be foal consequences after the stallion invited himself to our corral 17 times. But no. The vet has popped along, given our lawn mowers and fertilizer manufacturers the once over and gladdening my heart. What we have, it transpires, are two grossly overweight ponies. Short rations are the order of the day, month and possibly year for La Petita and Remoli,which is not helping their disposition one iota.

There are benefits. After being dragged by Remoli this morning as I was putting her out to graze my working clothes had the faint scent of wild thyme. That made a difference from the aura of chickens after a deep clean of the hen house and setting up some low perches for the geriatrics among the brood.
Woodwork has also included Joe’s increasingly intricate stable for his toy horses, made from an old wine box, assorted bits of waste timber and about 200 toothpicks. He and I have been tickling along with it for about a month and we are almost there. The debate is what comes next. I vote bird boxes, he votes tree house, which I suppose means that, roughly speaking, we are in accord.
On the western fringe of the farm there is a grand holm oak with boughs that fan out conveniently at the same height, although I am of the opinion it is too high as it leans over a broad, deep gulley.

Aiding and abetting Ella and Joe with the planning were Grace and Thomas, 18-year-old American farm volunteers who weeded, lopped, gathered vine prunings, burned, strimmed, mulched and, basically, worked their socks off for three weeks, which wasn’t a problem.
When they left for Germany we worked out it had been a seven socks visit. Every evening Grace would sit by the woodburner knitting toe warmers, a homely sight that also had both of our children searching for needles and wool again.

Thomas, meanwhile, wandered the farm with his two cameras, taking some of the photographs newly featured on our gallery. He and Grace became part of the family and, once more, we have been grateful for the worldly contact that has come through the HelpX website. www.helpx.net

PS A very important footnote – please also see www.imaginemozambique.org. Many of you will know that, with all love and admiration, we do what we can to support Lorraine and her charity in Mozambique. I was there, once upon a time, and saw first hand what Lorraine and her late husband Joe, began more than twenty years ago, bringing light, hope and help to the lives of children and adults coping with challenges beyond common comprehension. This is the new website. Now you too can see. Support Lorraine and her team if you feel able. Thank you.

Burning lunch, browsing the papers and birding

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

It is one of those barbecues where you can’t go wrong.
Calcots are a variety of onion that look like leeks and are meant to be burned to a cinder on an open flame, before being wrapped in newspaper to sweat before consumption.
This March and April Catalan tradition always affords me ample time to leaf through  the necessary pile of old newspapers.
With Biba the dog snoring among the irises and frightening the chickens, I did a masterful job of incinerating everything while sipping a small ale and browsing articles about the disturbed childhood of someone called Angelina Jolie, and how insulin plays a significant part in weight gain.
How to eat a blackened calcot? Grasp it with a piece of the newspaper, pull off the outer layer to reveal the very tender and sweet heart, which you tip in a salsa, dangle into your mouth and chomp. Seriously yummy, but rather messy.
High behind the barbecue the surface of the balsa was calm for a change. The indefatigable grey heron which kept coming back like a boomerang to feed on our goldfish has been displaced by a cormorant.
A rare sighting has been a hobby, sitting obligingly on the wobbly top of a young fir in front of the farmhouse, long enough for me to get my binoculars and be absolutely certain for a change what I was admiring. These falcons normally migrate north from Africa in the spring, but the mild winter had obviously encouraged him or her to embark early.  Too early, perhaps, because the swifts and swallows and dragonflies that are prey have yet to appear.
At ground level there has been a delightful and rare flash of white tail. Rabbits may be rife in your neck of the woods, but here they are scarce, perhaps due to the plethora of carnivores, Catalans included, and the limited grazing.  But flash by it did, as if late, and we quickly gathered up the radar-nose dogs and headed in the opposite direction.
There was once, many years ago, the trauma of our old springer spaniels retrieving from goodness knows where a great number of very young bunnies, all dead. We tried to track them back to the source, off our land and into the abandoned almond grove that borders us, but found nothing.  I don’t think we have seen another rabbit at Mother’s Garden, until now.
There are no badgers as far as we can tell, like at our friends’ farm across the valley. The sett is close to their farmhouse, half way up an almost vertical bank of ivy and bare oak roots, where soil spills out of a gaping burrow.
Maybe when we have finished thinning the main area of pine wood that already resounds with much more birdsong we can focus on the dyke in the north western corner, where there is about half an acre of dense undergrowth, including highly flammable cane and countless abandoned hazels.
This wilderness could contain be all manner of inhabitants, boar included. They come and go, as you know, along set paths worn to bare earth, then fan out across the farm, leaving trails in the soft ground.
I’m loath to disturb them or any other creature, but we cannot take the risk of leaving the area untended through yet another tinder dry summer. After all, our power line, trip switch and meter are on the edge of it and it is not so far from our neighbour’s house.
And amid all this undergrowth there are eight more ancient olive trees waiting to be freed.

Ten years in the mountains

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

(My sincere apologies for not posting for several weeks. Much of February was very bleak due to health worries but we are back in the saddle again now. Here is a longer post to try and make amends. Martin)

A decade ago, in the pitch black early hours of a knee-knockingly chill and damp winter morning, we bumped up a farm track one thousand miles from England and the great Mother’s Garden adventure began.
Can it really be so long ago?

Some things have not changed. One fat corner of the farm is as much a tangle of brambles and neglect as it ever was. The seasoned face of the old house, like the surround-sound of birdsong and the ever-changing hues of the Catalan forest and crags, easily mesmerises. The driver of the little heating fuel tanker still sucks on his (cold) pipe. Women in slippers and aprons continue to sweep their pavements. The same old magazines, now bleached to almost white, remain in the newsagent’s window. The lime green Renault 4 still chugs past. I still think I can make it as a writer.
But I only have to look at the children (and in the mirror) to appreciate how relentlessly Old Father Time plods his way, and perhaps wonder if he has had two hip replacements and a course of  horse pill multi-vitamins.
Much has changed, in truth, mostly for the better. Spain has just banned smoking in public places for starters. Mother’s Garden is a tad more organised, with the ruin restored and holiday cottage established. We have launched the Mother’s Garden fresh olive oil business which is starting to make serious headway. I have written three books. We have made the acquaintance of hundreds of people from around the world.
There again, there has been the coming of the Euro which, like decimalisation all those years ago, was a smoke screen for a hike in the cost of a coffee, kitchen roll and every other essential. If you have followed this chronicle over the past eight years (thank you) you will appreciate the pains and gains, be they physical or financial.
I feel that Ella and Joe Joe rise head and shoulders above all things important, save one: First and foremost, I want to mention my Maggie.
I want to say how much I love her, and to thank her. She instinctively knew and still fully appreciates the immeasurable good of our decision, the worth of which is greatest in two shining young minds gifted with languages and schooled as close to the natural world as we could have hoped, in a rural Latin culture that treasures time for family.
Yet, for Maggie more than anyone, there is always the weight of distance from our family, history, friends and broader fulfilment. Maggie has given the most to make this radical choice work.
And we still attempt too much, frequently struggling with the daily lists and competing imperatives of self-reliance – where to turn first, the farm, the olive oil, the holiday house, the writing? One thing is for sure, after ten years we are clear it is time to start figuring out how to square the circle.

With Shaking The Tree published in December we trundled home at the end of our snowy 4999km England book and new harvest olive oil tour to be greeted by two unsavoury Christmas surprises – a seriously grotesque electricity bill and a hike in community tax that curled my hair.
It didn’t help that we were both on our knees and unable to shake foul colds, but we rallied, looked at the hard facts and decided to put the lion’s share of winter and spring effort into the fresh olive oil business. It has unlimited potential, every person who has ordered has re-ordered and we are blessed with a growing list of fantastic chef clients.
But first we wanted to breathe, so with the blessing of Christmas sun and a sweet breeze we walked the mountain behind the farm and sat and looked down on our village and on to the distant sierra lined as it now is by hundreds of wind turbines that, of a night, flash like fairy lights.
All journeys down to the coast seem to coincide with the transporting of some vast blade or the great trunk of another turbine of Swaffham proportions as this country presses on with harnessing the wind that sweeps down from the central plains. How we yearn to apply more green energy here at Mother’s Garden. We have solar water heating, but solar and wind power are what we want and need, but for the cost. One day….

The world is changing apace, of course, but I think I am slowly losing focus.

I genuinely cannot cope anymore with the pace, the race to squeeze gain out of every minute, every being, however tender their years: The cultivating of a hugely profitable mass obsession with possession and gloss and little time for community, common courtesy, compassion and what we could achieve should we set our warm hearts and great minds to it. Sadly, despite the good voices and examples of our essential society, we continue to strangle it, and the measure of our ingenuity is how with every stride we merely extend further the margin by which we fail the next generation.
The question is, what can you do save adhere to the moral voice, and teach the wisdom that it a greater joy to give than to receive.

This is how horrible we are. We do not have a television or Xbox: NintendoDS and Wii machines have not and will never be allowed. Joe does not have a mobile phone, yet. The children have one computer which is in the office, and have access to the company laptop when I am not working, but are not allowed one in either of their bedrooms. Downloading of any programmes or games, or Ella’s access to Facebook and YouTube, is gently monitored. No, our son doesn’t have a Facebook account. Games involving guns or any sort of violence are emphatically banned. And we try very hard to keep computer time in balance with real life (this is where the grind of unpalatable policing may arise).
In fact, we have gone one painful step further.
A couple of weeks ago BBC Radio Four’s book of the week was The Winter Of Our Disconnect, in which Susan Maushart tells of what happened when she, single mother of three teenagers, yanked out all the modems, hid the mobiles and, basically unplugged her children from the information age for six months. It is truthful and entertaining and loaded with proof, if any was needed, of what a damaging addiction new media can be, so we played a recording of it to our children during several mealtimes.
They listened. They even laughed and appreciated what we were doing, before double checking with us how much more time were they allowed on the computer that day.
Ms Maushart’s book strikes a chord like the gong man at the beginning of the old Rank films. She nails it when she describes that parental despair at watching offspring being sucked into cyberspace and, more importantly, being starved of the life skill, and the fun, fulfilment, resolution and depth of expression that is real communication.
I’m sitting at a computer writing this, of course, and the only way we could replay The Winter Of Our Disconnect was by logging on. We are not grumpy Luddites. Our income, our survival here on the farm depends significantly on the internet.  We need it. And the children most certainly need to be aware of it and know how to master it rather than the reverse.

We four, plus Tilly, Ted and Nell the tractor

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

In response to several requests here is an up-to-date photograph of the family, taken in the olive grove with our village in the background.

We are getting set for the harvest this coming weekend, when we will be joined by Australians, Canadians, French, Catalan and English for chat, steady labour, soup and, of course, Mother’s Garden olive oil.

I will also post some more pictures on our photo gallery. Promise.

New harvest olive oil tastings AND book signings

Monday, November 8th, 2010

The great Mother’s Garden olive oil run is just a few weeks away – when we will be touring England giving people a taste of new harvest oil, and Martin will be signing copies of his new book
SHAKING THE TREE
the sequel to
NO GOING BACK.

We will be visiting Kent, Oxfordshire, Yorkshire and Norfolk between the 4th of December and the 11th.

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